Oh No! (My alter ego has taken over)

(last year)



What up wit 'ch'all
Don't be frightened I'm Rorys' alter-ego Frank N. Stien
but they call me Funk.
Thus my theme music in da background.

I'm taking over da blog spot here
cause I gots something to 'splain to you.
You see I give Rory a break.
I only mess wit him once a year and that's on Halloween.
...and I'ma tell you straight up,
I'm thinking 'bout only one thang.
Finding my bride.
Are you down to be the Bride of Frankenstien?



Forgive me for being so aggressive and..
I'll try not to make my words excessive
Just give me a chance on dis one night..
'cause I'm sure my bite
will be something you like
Much better than candy
More like a fine brandy,  ya feel me!



And we can cast each other under our own little spells
  ...giving new meaning to the phrase "I'll see you in hell"
And when the sun rises and I disappear
That will be my voice in your mind that you hear




(this year)





What up wit 'chall, this is Frank N.
Creeping up on you one mogin’
I know you ain’t forgot
That I comes around on Halloween
...gets my drank on and blows up da spot

As soon as the sun fades
I gots to put on my shades
And like the kids out there
Searching for candy
I,ma be out there tryna snatch me some panties
So beware



So what, you think its odd
That I rise up from the dead to find me a braud
So I can drive my stake through her body
And hear her scream out,"oh my gawd"!
I likes dat shit, ya dig

So if you out there thinking you wanna get freaky
You might want to consider getting wit me
We can bite, and scratch, and bump to my theme music
I’ll fill up and guarantee, you’ll love how I do dis
Then I’ll go back to my coffin saying to myself “I Love Halloween”

Rory/Frank N.


©rj2009/10

Happy Halloween Everyone!!